Week 36: Doc says, "If he comes now, that'll be fine!" I think, Yeah, but 37 weeks is term and mom's at the beach. Better to wait.
Week 37: Ok, he can totally come now. I'm fine with that! Besides I'm having all these contractions, they should be doing something.
Week 38: Hmm. Ok, another week to cook, that's fine. But seriously, any time now would be good!
Week 39: This week for sure. Doc says she thinks I should go before the due date anyway. He'll be here soon!
Week 40: Overdue! I'm going to start charging rent. Get out, get out, get out!
At least I know it'll be this week for sure...