Monday, December 7, 2015
four types of posts that are seriously annoying
Social media is a great invention. If you wonder what ever happened to so-and-so, all you have to do is type their name into the search bar of your social media site of choice and nine times out of ten, voila! You have a thumbnail sketch of their life, with pictures. You can get up-to-date articles that like-minded friends have linked. You can get information on things happening locally, i.e. family friendly events.
There are, however, a few types of posts that drive me up a wall. These posts are like nails on a chalkboard to me and I scroll quickly past most times. Sometimes I get sucked in and those are the times I think that I waste too much time online. Here are a few of these posts in ascending order of annoyance:
The "When I was a kid..." posts
I'm sure you've seen them - "My curfew was lightning bugs; my parents didn't call my cell, they called my name; the TV was my babysitter; Cheetos were a well balanced snack." Ok. That's great. But things are different now. Cell phones make it easier to keep track of kids old enough to own one. We know more about nutrition now, or maybe more people are concerned about it. Likewise the benefits of limiting screen time.
I'm not trying to denigrate anyone who chooses to earn money for their family by participating in the pyramid schemes that are work at home sales jobs. I just know those opportunities are not right for me. I don't have the personality for sales and I'm probably too broke to buy your stuff, so constantly seeing these posts on my newsfeed is a tad irritating.
There is only one thing more maddening to me than political rants on social media (and that's something we'll come to). Nothing shows ignorance faster than half researched political diatribe and nevertheless remaining staunchly unbending in their ideals despite proof to the contrary. Even well researched and eloquent political commentary is annoying because it brings out the ignorance of their fellow commenters.
This brings me to:
Conspiracy theory posts
These are possibly the most annoying, irritating, simply ridiculous things anyone can post. Sandy Hook was a government conspiracy for gun control; this woman is a crisis actor who's shown up in Sandy Hook, Aurora, the Boston Marathon and now Paris; global warming is a hoax; vaccines cause autism. These conspiracy theorists demean the victims of such horrific events and harm the united front that occurs after such happenings.
Basically, if it's not a funny cat video or silly toddler story, I don't want to see it. I like pictures of your kids and pets, photos of major events in your lives, and stories of same. But lose the minion memes.